When a vain Prince is magically transformed into a Big Hairy Beast, only true love can break the spell.

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Enter Belle - a fierce, sharp-witted heroine who stumbles into the Beast’s enchanted castle, home to a feather duster, a bong, a clock, a fleshlight, and more...

 

• Thrill as the wicked Enchantress faces off against the delightful Fairy Belladonna-Kebab

• Gasp while toxic heart-throb Ardon and his hopelessly devoted sidekick LeFouf whip the villagers into a riotous frenzy

• Groan at the unfulfilled desire of Willie Palmer, Belle’s terminally thirsty, long-suffering father

• Tremble before the raw frustration of Dusty Springclean, the Dame who is absolutely desperate to meet you

• Dance like Mrs Pott-Headly’s brought the fun. Love like Lubiére’s forgotten the safe word. Laugh like you're wearing your tena pants

• Sing along to your favourite songs in this hilariously naughty twist on the classic fairy tale - celebrating love, smut, and friendship

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If you’re looking for an innuendo — we’ll give you one!