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Dinner Is Served - An Evening of two One-Act Plays
Show dates: 10-11th July 2026
Fleetdown Community Centre
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Directors: Peter Young and Andy Woolliscroft
Mr Kolpert by David Gieselmann Translated by David Tushingham
Directed by Peter Young
Ralf and Sarah are bored. They decide to invite a couple of friends round for drinks and pizza. To spice things up Ralf pretends there's a dead body in their trunk – the dead body of one of their work colleagues. While they are waiting for the pizza, they play party games and discuss films, but nothing can cover up the tense atmosphere between the two couples. And maybe Ralf is not pretending after all...
Between Mouthfuls by Alan Ayckbourn
Directed by Andy Woolliscroft
A nice romantic dinner in a restaurant turns into a heated argument as 2 couples realise that their relationship isn’t all they thought it was. As the lies unravel will they be able to repair the damage before dessert?
Echoes From Beyond The Stage - A Musical Review
Show dates: 24-26th September
Fleetdown Community Centre
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Directors: Eloise Welch and Courtney Hall
The songs you love.
The memories that last.
The magic that lives on.
Echoes From Beyond The Stage is a powerful musical journey that weaves together songs from productions created by or inspired by legendary artists whose voices have been lost but never silenced, and whose influence continues to shine.
Mother's Goosed - An Adult Pantopocalypse by T.A. Donnelly
Show dates: 8-12th December 2026
Auditions: 16th August
Fleetdown Community Centre
Director: Marc Cook-West
The fairy tales you loved... have gone spectacularly off the rails!
Wishy Washy has spent a lifetime being the forgotten sidekick. No princess. No happy ending. No respect. So when he discovers the legendary Pantonomicon – the magical book that controls every pantomime ever written – he does the only sensible thing... He rewrites them all.
Now heroes are dropping like flies, villains are forming unlikely alliances, fairy tales are descending into glorious chaos, and Pantoland is facing its biggest catastrophe ever. Can Widow Wanky, Captain Hook, the Queen of Hearts, Ursula, Malificunt and a host of familiar faces save the stories before Wishy Washy rewrites reality forever?
Expect outrageous comedy, shameless innuendo, laugh-out-loud audience participation, spectacular musical numbers, outrageous twists on your favourite fairy tales and enough adult humour to make your nan blush.
Packed with iconic characters, pop classics, wicked one-liners and absolutely no chance of a traditional "happily ever after," Mother's Goosed is the adults-only pantomime you didn't know you needed.
Leave the kids at home. Bring your loudest laugh, your worst singing voice, and prepare for a night that's gloriously rude, ridiculously funny, and completely pantomime... just not as you know it.
ABOUT US
What We’re All About
LX Infinity is a new theatre charity in the Dartford area!
Our goal: to promote, maintain, improve and advance education by the encouragement of the arts by the production of plays, musicals and dance productions.
Our vision: Growing drama without bounds.
We perform locally to Dartford but also once a year in the West End!
If you're interested in joining, come along - we welcome everyone regardless of experience!
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